1 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:10,385 [Sara] It all started when a man named Bishop created a team of robots. 2 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:13,847 He sent them back in time with one goal… 3 00:00:14,597 --> 00:00:16,683 to destroy the 20th century. 4 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:22,313 These machines were programmed to think that they were beyond human… 5 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:26,109 that they were superheroes. 6 00:00:26,401 --> 00:00:28,153 They made their way across country, 7 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:31,322 murdering some of the greatest figures in history, 8 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:34,409 famous lawmen and men of science. 9 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,119 Great Scott! 10 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:41,249 Finally, they kidnapped the inventor of time travel itself, 11 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:45,712 and with his help, set their sights on destroying all of history. 12 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,923 No one could stop these so-called Legends. 13 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:51,176 Not until we came along… 14 00:00:51,259 --> 00:00:54,512 the real flesh and blood superheroes whose job it is 15 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,514 to put history back on track. 16 00:00:56,723 --> 00:01:00,268 We're the real Legends of Tomorrow. 17 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:11,029 -[jazz music plays on speakers] -I'm gonna go get some drinks? Okay. 18 00:01:11,112 --> 00:01:12,155 -I'll tell you what. -What? 19 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,907 You made a pretty kick-ass boss. 20 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,950 Okay, I can't tell. Is that your serious voice 21 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,911 or your "making fun of me" voice? 22 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,746 Oh, just take the compliment. 23 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:21,664 Come on. 24 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:22,791 [music continues] 25 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,295 [dramatic music playing] 26 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:40,016 [Bishop] The device can read all of Gideon's thoughts. 27 00:01:40,099 --> 00:01:42,018 -We've got eyes on Bishop. -Bishop. 28 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:43,186 What a lame-ass name. 29 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:46,981 If you'll allow me to install it, I should have you ready to jump in 30 minutes. 30 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,859 Looks like he managed to save the time-terrorists' ship. 31 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,237 Oh, I can't wait to smash that janky-ass piece of junk. 32 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,696 -I'm-- -Cool it, Steel. 33 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,949 Not until we have IDs on all of them. 34 00:01:57,116 --> 00:01:58,326 [jazz music continues] 35 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,079 We've got eyes on three bots. 36 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,250 -These dicks are having a party. -Idiots. 37 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,043 [imitating Zari] "Way to go, Legends. 38 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,922 We totally screwed up the timeline… oh, again." 39 00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:13,967 [normal] Hey, B, would you rather take out robo-you or robo-me? 40 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,178 -Both. -Hey, you just leave robo-me for me, okay? 41 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:21,558 Nobody's taking out anybody until these civilians clear out. 42 00:02:21,641 --> 00:02:23,726 [people cheering] 43 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:31,568 Thank God their sad little dance party is finally breaking up. 44 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:35,280 [over comms] Gary, on my mark, you're gonna kill the lights. 45 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,156 [Alien Gary gurgles] 46 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,534 No, Gary, we're not gonna save one so you can eat it. 47 00:02:39,617 --> 00:02:41,578 They're droids. How dumb is he? 48 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:43,288 Here we go. 49 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,584 Three, two, one. 50 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,587 [woman gasps] 51 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:56,009 She's here. 52 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:58,636 Move! Move! 53 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,521 All right. Come on, time machine's this way. 54 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,067 -Now it's that way. -Could've parked closer. 55 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,193 [gunfire] 56 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:19,908 [Spooner whooping] 57 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:28,124 -[Nate] Eat lead, you stupid droids. -[Sara] We've got 'em now. 58 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,710 Look out! Go, go! Get down! 59 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,589 [Zari] They're pinned down. I'm moving in. 60 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:36,883 [Astra] I'll cover you. 61 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:40,678 [yelling] 62 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:46,476 No! Don't! 63 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,190 [Sara] I've got Bishop. Stay on the androids. 64 00:04:00,239 --> 00:04:01,574 [gunshot in distance] 65 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:07,705 [in alien language] 66 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:17,924 We have two down. 67 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:20,843 Where's the target? 68 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,472 Bishop's been eliminated. Legends got away. 69 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:28,518 [groans] Damn it! Get these two to the MedBay ASAP. 70 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,229 Those Legends might have got away this time, 71 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:35,233 but mark my words, those suckers are gonna pay for this. 72 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,945 [theme music playing] 73 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,145 I should have never let these two out in the field. 74 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,063 Well, at least we got one of theirs. 75 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,606 What happened to Bishop's body? 76 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,066 [gurgles] 77 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,944 -Oh! Damn, Gary. Your breath is terrible. -[gurgles] 78 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:22,905 No, you can't eat them. These are your teammates. 79 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:24,198 Or they were. 80 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:25,491 [yelling] 81 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,452 [Behrad] I will avenge you, Zari. 82 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:28,578 [grunts angrily] 83 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:31,330 I'll avenge you first, Astra. 84 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:34,917 Get them to the infirmary, stat. 85 00:05:35,251 --> 00:05:37,003 Can't you see that they're dead? 86 00:05:37,128 --> 00:05:38,713 Don't tell me how to run my OR, 87 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:41,424 and I won't tell you how to run your team, Captain. 88 00:05:43,801 --> 00:05:45,011 Bring them to me. 89 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:51,517 [grunts in frustration] 90 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,896 -[huffs] Gideon. -[Gideon] Yes, Captain Lance. 91 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:58,357 Keep an eye on the timeline. It won't be long 92 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,735 before those idiots screw something else up. 93 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,787 Gideon, weren't the evil versions of us just in Russia? 94 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,455 [Gideon] You are correct, Mr. Heywood. 95 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,540 But the repercussions of the events they altered 96 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,709 are just starting to be felt throughout the timeline. 97 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:17,919 Where are they now? 98 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:21,506 Unclear, Captain. It appears their team has gone dark. 99 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:24,175 There's a lot of red on that time-thingy. 100 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:27,136 And one thing I do know, red ain't good. 101 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,807 It's that kind of insight that makes you my right-hand man. 102 00:06:30,973 --> 00:06:33,226 I thought it was 'cause I was strong as steel. 103 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:35,561 And always hard. 104 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:36,979 I was joking. 105 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:38,856 Ah! Got me. Good. 106 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,066 But, seriously. 107 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:43,069 You ever wonder why Bishop built a bunch of time-traveling rogues 108 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,195 that look like us? 109 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,739 'Cause he's a dick and he hates history? 110 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,616 Doesn't make any sense. 111 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:53,121 I mean, why would they make it so some '20s songbird 112 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,997 doesn't get offed by her boyfriend? 113 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:58,709 Or a bunch of World War II factory workers get a promotion. 114 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:02,088 There's gotta be some rhyme or reason to it. 115 00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:05,091 They seem to love saving history's greatest nobodies. 116 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,261 Eh. I wouldn't think about it too much, Captain. Sorry. 117 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,014 [exhales] You're probably right. 118 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:14,225 Let's get back to the task at hand. 119 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:17,562 Cleaning up the Legends' mess so we can finally catch up to them. 120 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:21,482 And this one is going to require a major cleanup. 121 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,944 Gideon, plot a course to Ukraine, 1986. 122 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:27,488 So we can punch history back into shape! 123 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,704 All right, team, it's go time. 124 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:38,583 Gideon hasn't been able to identify the exact nature of the Aberration. 125 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,793 Why not? I thought she was a supercomputer. 126 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,421 -'Cause time's like cement, dumbass. -[in alien language] 127 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,382 Just something Gideon used to say. 128 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:49,802 Whatever. Time to rock 'n' roll. 129 00:07:50,219 --> 00:07:53,097 -Time to save history for Astra. -[gun cocking] 130 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,348 For Zari. 131 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,225 [Zari] Now that's sweet, brother. 132 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,811 [Astra] Yeah, I'm really touched, Spooner. 133 00:07:58,895 --> 00:07:59,937 What? 134 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,355 They're alive? 135 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,858 Try not to have too much fun without me. 136 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:06,027 We're locating the epicenter for you. 137 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,196 So much for avenging their death. 138 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,031 [Agent Sharpe] It's just as well. 139 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:12,283 Gideon designated this a no-kill mission. 140 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:15,077 -Oh, come on! -So what are these? 141 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,996 I made them special for the mission. 142 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:18,789 I call them Destiny Restoration Devices. 143 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:19,874 What does it do? 144 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:22,668 If I could take the time to explain the exact science to you… 145 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,295 -Science is lame. -You're lame. 146 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:27,089 [Behrad] Nice comeback. Where'd you get that, your mom? 147 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,466 Knock it off, you two. 148 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:31,636 Nate, take the team to the epicenter of the Aberration. 149 00:08:31,719 --> 00:08:34,138 Lay low until I rendezvous with more information. 150 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,723 And what are you going to do? 151 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:38,601 Something I need to look into. 152 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,230 -Come on, let's go. -Okay. 153 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,658 [Sara] Sorry to interrupt, Doc. 154 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,411 You should be in the field. 155 00:08:57,703 --> 00:09:00,957 I don't need to remind you that your android doppelgangers are still at large. 156 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:04,335 I just wanted to say thank you. 157 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,337 Thank me for what? 158 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,548 That patch-up job you did on my team. 159 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,383 I thought they were goners. 160 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:13,719 They were lucky. 161 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,430 And back on their feet so soon. 162 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,891 I advised Zari and Astra to stay on the ship. 163 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,768 They're more suited for intelligence work. 164 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,896 You seem to have a lot of thoughts on how I should run my team. 165 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,106 Do I? 166 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,941 [Gideon] Captain, I'm sorry to interrupt, 167 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:29,277 but I've identified the source of the Aberration. 168 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:33,281 It's a Soviet military installation located at the Chernobyl nuclear facility. 169 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,574 Sounds like you should be on your way. 170 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,044 Zari? 171 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,922 Her medical records, they're confidential. 172 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,259 Good luck out there, Captain. 173 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:56,137 Hopefully, you can bring your team back in one piece this time. 174 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,263 [safe locks] 175 00:10:08,232 --> 00:10:09,275 [flesh squelching] 176 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,989 I've harvested everything I can from the damaged units. 177 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,159 Gideon, fire up the incinerator. 178 00:10:18,242 --> 00:10:19,535 [Gideon] Yes, Dr. Sharpe. 179 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,542 Let's hope these new versions work better than the last ones. 180 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,845 Nothing happening at the epicenter. 181 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,140 That's because it's on the move. 182 00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:43,476 Headed your way. 183 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,687 The source of the Aberration appears to be in the lead vehicle. 184 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:49,106 That was some fast hacking, even for you. 185 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:52,193 Whatever Dr. Sharpe gave me has me feeling like a new person. 186 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:55,154 Whose asses do we gotta kick to get history back on track? 187 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:58,157 You don't have much time. Whatever you do, do it fast. 188 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,034 The reactor is going critical soon. 189 00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:01,994 The Robo-Legends caused the meltdown? 190 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,288 [man on recording speaking Russian] 191 00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,670 [in English] Worse. They tried to save the people from it. 192 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,088 Those monsters. 193 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:15,841 Our job is to make sure that convoy doesn't make it to safety, understood? 194 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:19,261 The Aberration seems to be centered on a historically significant individual 195 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,596 named General Kalashnik. 196 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:23,349 We can assume he was supposed to die in the original timeline. 197 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,101 What did he do in this version? 198 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,686 Stand by. I'm not finding anything yet. 199 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,397 [Gideon] I'm sorry, Miss Tarazi, 200 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,191 but I am not able to execute that temporal projection. 201 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,777 As I might have mentioned, time is like cement. 202 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:37,822 Sounds like this just turned into a kill mission. 203 00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,573 -[weapon powers up] -I'll pop him. 204 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,825 Not if I pop him first. 205 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,785 [Astra] Easy, cowboys and girls. 206 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,162 If we're going to make sure that history stays on track, 207 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,164 he has to die like he's supposed to… 208 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,582 in the meltdown. 209 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,460 Nate and I will grab the General. Spooner, Behrad, 210 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,504 you're ready to restore some destinies? 211 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,798 -All over it. -You got it, Cap. 212 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,843 -Gary, you're on cleanup duty. -[gurgles] 213 00:11:58,926 --> 00:12:01,053 Hope you brought your appetite, big guy. 214 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,556 'Cause I plan on making a big mess. 215 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,516 [gurgles] 216 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,772 [heavy metal song playing] 217 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,484 [in Russian] 218 00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:20,030 [song continues] 219 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,039 [in English] Steel punch. 220 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:32,918 [in Russian] 221 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,974 ♪ I was born to kill ♪ 222 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,734 [in English] Get some! 223 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,030 Let me show you how it's done. 224 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,866 Hey, that one was mine. 225 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,743 And this one's for my sister. 226 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,746 [Spooner] This one's for my best friend. And this one… 227 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,539 They know we're still alive, right? 228 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,459 I think it's best to just let them get it out of their systems. 229 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,669 [rock song continues] 230 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:23,969 [men groan] 231 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,555 ♪ Born to kill ♪ 232 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,475 ♪ Born to kill ♪ 233 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,019 ♪ Born to kill ♪ 234 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,814 -I got him. -[chuckles] 235 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:37,816 [grunts] 236 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,155 -Where do you think you're going, General? -[groans] 237 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,367 You got a date with destiny. 238 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,744 Yeah. Boom! 239 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,080 [Spooner] Captain always has the best lines. 240 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,790 Call it a tie? 241 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:54,959 Oh, this game ain't over. 242 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,628 All right, the sooner we clean up this mess, 243 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,880 the sooner we can find those Robo-Legends. 244 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:00,839 [in alien language] 245 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,428 Stupid Gary. 246 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,597 -[alarm blaring] -[indistinct shouting] 247 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,061 [handcuffs locking] 248 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,479 Who are you people? 249 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:18,774 Well, since you're gonna be dead soon, I might as well tell you. 250 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,527 We're time-traveling superheroes. 251 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,445 Oh. 252 00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,448 Okay. Wow. 253 00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,785 I must do something terrible in the future. 254 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,871 Is that why I have to die? 255 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,415 [sighs] Not exactly. 256 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,958 Well, you said "soon." 257 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,503 Surely you have time to explain why I have to die if I don't do anything wrong. 258 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,838 It's complicated. 259 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,799 You see, time is like cement. 260 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,092 In what way? 261 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:48,846 That it is hard and heavy, or that you cannot stretch it? 262 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,431 -Or-- -You're just supposed to die. 263 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:51,682 It's as simple as that. 264 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:55,436 And if you don't, there's no telling what the effects could be on history. 265 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,812 You should be flattered. 266 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,105 That means you're important. 267 00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:00,524 Your men, they weren't important enough to kill 268 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,443 so we just restored their destinies. 269 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:05,279 [Zari over comms] No, we definitely killed those men. 270 00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:06,780 What? No, they didn't die. 271 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,449 Well, not immediately. 272 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:12,620 But the doses of radiation that Spooner and Behrad hit them with work fast. 273 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:16,832 Dr. Sharpe's Restoration Devices irradiated people? 274 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:20,085 Only the people who were supposed to get dosed by the nuclear meltdown. 275 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,671 We matched the mortality rates from the original timeline. 276 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,048 Destiny restored. 277 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,466 Who are you talking to? 278 00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,508 It's my team. 279 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,553 You're clearly crazy person. 280 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:33,057 What kind of superheroes murder people? Give them cancer? 281 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,726 Have you ever experienced a Timequake, General? 282 00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,353 A what? 283 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,689 Then clearly, you have no idea 284 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,274 what you are talking about. 285 00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:56,080 What are you guys doing sitting around? We got the guy. Let's go. 286 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,706 -[Zari] Uh-oh. -"Uh-oh" what? 287 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,709 -[computer trilling] -The map's still showing a lot of red. 288 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,877 Red ain't good. 289 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,921 History is still way off track. 290 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,219 [news anchor speaking Russian] 291 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,638 [in English] Civilians are fleeing. 292 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,808 Someone must have picked up on the military evacuation order. 293 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:16,767 [in alien language] 294 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,311 [Spooner] Must be thousands of them. 295 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,397 [Behrad] That's a lot of destinies to restore. 296 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,441 Guys, if we don't stop this, all these people… 297 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,527 they're going to live. 298 00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,071 [all sighing] 299 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,741 [news anchor speaking Russian] 300 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,203 [Gideon in English] He says that the people of Pripyat are fleeing the city 301 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:38,455 in response to the report of a nuclear meltdown. 302 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,998 Zari, scramble the broadcast. 303 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,879 [sighs] It's too late. They've already heard the news. 304 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,090 We can't put this genie back in the bottle. 305 00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,468 Gideon, what was supposed to happen in the original timeline? 306 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,303 [Gideon] According to my records, 307 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,974 the city of Pripyat was evacuated 36 hours after the Chernobyl meltdown. 308 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,977 And the Robo-Legends just gave them a 37-hour head start. 309 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:03,981 Wait. If you killed the TV broadcast, does that mean you can also hijack it? 310 00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,316 There's nothing I can't hack. 311 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,445 Then I think there's a way to put the genie back into the bottle. 312 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,196 All right, QB team, what's the plan? 313 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,990 Come on. We're on a deadline here. 314 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:14,908 -[knuckles cracking] -Fake news broadcasts. 315 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,661 We pretend the first broadcast was just a false alarm. 316 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,706 Everyone hears it, heads back home. The reactor melts down. 317 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,833 Boom. History is back on track. 318 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,168 [Spooner] Huh? 319 00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,587 That plan doesn't sound like it involves much shooting. 320 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,297 -Or punching. -It sounds like something 321 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,132 those other Legends would come up with. 322 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,091 [in alien language] 323 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:35,637 Gary's right. 324 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:39,433 But even if we manage to get ourselves on TV, no one's gonna listen to us. 325 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,769 They won't be listening to you. 326 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:45,981 The boom's in the shot. 327 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,486 You want me to tell them there is no meltdown. 328 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,779 Why would I do that? 329 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,698 Because if you don't, history is going to be jacked, dingus. 330 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,075 Just like your face. 331 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,868 [Nate and Alien Gary chuckle] 332 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,370 No, never. 333 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,123 I won't do it. 334 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,585 [all chuckling] 335 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,838 I'm sorry. I thought you said… 336 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,299 I said I will not lie to the Soviet people. 337 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,259 Haven't they been lied to enough? 338 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,596 First, they were told that Chernobyl plant is safe, 339 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:21,391 and now you want me to tell them to return to a nuclear meltdown. 340 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,476 [grunts] 341 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,979 It's either that or a steel punch. 342 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,899 Compared to radiation poisoning, 343 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,902 that seems like a good way to die. 344 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:33,737 [exclaims in frustration] 345 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,451 This guy's good. 346 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,370 So he doesn't care about himself. 347 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,705 There must be someone the General cares about. 348 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,583 I'll see what I can find on his family. 349 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,044 Normally, military records are sealed, but… 350 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:50,963 Huh. 351 00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,589 [Astra] Nice hacking. 352 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,844 Let's see how the General feels if something bad were to happen 353 00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:00,139 to little Dmitri or his sister Ulyana. 354 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,684 You would threaten to harm my children? 355 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,728 You people are truly monsters! 356 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,607 -They've done nothing! -[Zari] He's right. 357 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,235 And according to Gideon, they go on to do nothing. 358 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,656 Which means we can remove them from the timeline without consequence. 359 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,949 [gun cocking] 360 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,326 Where do we find these rug rats? 361 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,745 All right. Whoa. Time out. Team meeting. 362 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:25,414 Team meeting. 363 00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:29,877 [Sara] Threatening this guy's one thing. 364 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,172 But we're not actually gonna hurt his kids, are we? 365 00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:34,840 -Why not? -[Nate] Eh… 366 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,178 -The Aberration's getting bigger. -There's red all over the place. 367 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:40,929 -Red ain't good. -Hey. 368 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,598 We are supposed to be the good guys. 369 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,766 And I know our job is to protect history but… 370 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,102 -[flesh squelching] -[Alien Gary screeching] 371 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,645 [Sara] Gary, put him down! 372 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,355 You just ate, like, five minutes ago. 373 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,608 I told you you can eat him after he wraps. 374 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,734 [General grunting] 375 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,111 Sara… 376 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,696 [groans] 377 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,781 -What have I done? -[in alien language] 378 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,284 I'll avenge you, Captain! 379 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,702 You just knock it off. 380 00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:06,538 Sometimes I forget how fragile you non-steel humans are. 381 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,416 Would you all just get it together? All right? I'm fine. 382 00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,502 Actually, you're not fine. Your blood pressure is dropping. 383 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,087 -You gotta be kidding me. -No. 384 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,381 You need to return to the ship, Captain, now. 385 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,383 I don't like what's going on with your vitals. 386 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,551 Look, I told you, I'm fine. 387 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,970 We just need to figure out another way to… 388 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,889 I am ordering you to the ship, stat. 389 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,768 While Captain Lance is indisposed, I'm putting you in charge, Nate. 390 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,438 Hmm. Don't worry, Cap. I got it. [clicks tongue] 391 00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,483 [huffs] That's what I'm afraid of. 392 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,028 Good news, Captain. 393 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,905 [General speaking Russian on recording] 394 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,573 [Gideon] The General wishes to inform 395 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,534 all residents living near the reactor that any broadcast regarding a meltdown 396 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,329 were made in error, and to please return home immediately. 397 00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,748 People are listening to him. The Aberration is fixed. 398 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:52,167 The General was a blubbering mess by the end. 399 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,878 But he did the right thing for his kids, and for history. 400 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,048 That's… That's great. 401 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,009 Right this way, Captain. 402 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,347 Don't worry. Dr. Sharpe will have you fixed up in no time. 403 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,516 Yeah, you'll feel like a new person. 404 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,480 It's not bad. The bullet went through and through. 405 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,023 Just needs a couple stitches. 406 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,275 I can make my own diagnosis, Captain. 407 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:20,112 Hmm. I'm going to need to operate. 408 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,155 Operate? It's just a scratch. 409 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,992 You're clearly in shock and have no idea what you need. 410 00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,494 Don't worry, by the time you wake up… 411 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,955 I'll be feeling like a whole new person. 412 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:31,999 Precisely. 413 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,550 -Are you still with us, Captain? -[groggily] Mmm… 414 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,135 Yeah. 415 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,847 [Agent Sharpe] I noticed your heart rate accelerated when 416 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,765 you were asked to interrogate the General. 417 00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:49,683 I was excited. 418 00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,811 Getting to torture someone was a bonus. 419 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,896 It isn't like you to hesitate. 420 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:58,275 Just assessing the best way to do it. 421 00:22:02,070 --> 00:22:03,196 Wonderful. 422 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,533 The anesthesia should kick in momentarily. 423 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,172 [high-pitched whirring] 424 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,061 [flesh squelching] 425 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:47,908 [drill whirring] 426 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:51,536 [flesh squelching] 427 00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:54,664 [whirring stops] 428 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,604 [door opens, closes] 429 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,265 [imperceptible] 430 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:57,227 Check these out. 431 00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,604 The hell are these? 432 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,439 I found them in the infirmary. 433 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,817 Dr. Sharpe reached for one while she was grilling me 434 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,777 about the mission during the surgery. 435 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,988 She claims they hold our medical records. 436 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,239 So one for each of us. 437 00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:10,866 I found yours on the table after 438 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,951 she brought you and Astra back from death's door. 439 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:15,662 A lot of computing power to waste on medical records. 440 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,832 What's even weirder is what she pulled out of me. 441 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,585 A steel joint with a bullet hole in it. 442 00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:22,669 What? 443 00:24:22,752 --> 00:24:24,838 -That's insane. -I know what I saw. 444 00:24:27,757 --> 00:24:30,552 What if it's not just our bodies she's tinkering with? 445 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,262 How do you mean? 446 00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,347 I felt different after my surgery, 447 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:37,225 like my brain was faster, more focused. 448 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,478 What if she also did something to my brain? 449 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,732 I felt like she was quizzing me as I went under. 450 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:48,486 What if she's using these to somehow control our behavior? 451 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:51,489 -Why would she do that? -I don't know. 452 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,826 But that mission today, it didn't feel right. 453 00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:57,245 -All those innocent people-- -But… 454 00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:00,123 That's what it takes to put history back on track. 455 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,292 Says who? Gideon? 456 00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:05,420 What if Dr. Sharpe is controlling her as well? 457 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,382 That would explain why Gideon's always giving us 458 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,718 the "history is like cement" excuse 459 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:15,180 instead of telling us why we have to fix the Robo-Legends' mistakes. 460 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,349 What if they're not mistakes? 461 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,769 [Gideon] A new anachronism has been detected in the timeline. 462 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,898 [Gideon] It appears that the people of Pripyat 463 00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,691 heeded the General's call to return home 464 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:30,570 except one, a nuclear physicist named Dr. Irina Petrov. 465 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,530 Instead of dying in the meltdown, 466 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:36,076 Dr. Petrov fled the USSR and spent six years in hiding. 467 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:40,121 I just detected a secret communication suggesting that she intends to turn over 468 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,290 nuclear secrets to a foreign buyer. 469 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,335 The impact of such an event would be disastrous to the timeline. 470 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:46,586 Blah, blah, blah, blah. 471 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:49,923 We don't need to hear about it, Gideon. We ain't going to let it happen. 472 00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:50,882 Oh, Irina… 473 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:54,135 you'll wish we'd just irradiated you with everyone else. 474 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,179 -[Spooner chuckles] -Don't get me wrong. 475 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,098 Restoring destinies was fun and all… 476 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,892 You have to wait for the next one, tool bag. 477 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,811 This one's all mine. 478 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:06,398 [Gideon] Actually, Dr. Petrov is also being tracked by the KGB. 479 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:08,483 In order for her death to have no ripple effects, 480 00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:10,193 she must be taken out quietly. 481 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,112 What are you saying, Gideon? 482 00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,239 The challenges posed by such a mission 483 00:26:14,322 --> 00:26:17,242 can only be met by one person with a specific skill set… 484 00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:19,077 yours, Captain. 485 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,497 A public park filled with KGB. 486 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,458 The Captain's going to have a target on her back. 487 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,460 Gideon, there has to be an easier way. 488 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:30,338 [Gideon] I'm afraid this is all the information I have on Dr. Petrov. 489 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:33,717 And need I remind you that if we fail to disrupt the exchange… 490 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,178 Yeah, I know. I know. History's screwed. Same old song. 491 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:41,224 You know, maybe it's time we upgrade your operating system, Gideon. 492 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,935 [Gideon] No need. Dr. Sharpe just updated it. 493 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:57,991 Are you really doing this? 494 00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,868 We have to act like everything's normal. 495 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,077 And in the meantime, 496 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,997 I need you to make sure Dr. Sharpe isn't brainwashing me. 497 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,666 Here are your comms, Captain. 498 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,126 You're good to go. 499 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,087 Just checking to see how you're feeling post-surgery. 500 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,464 Are you up for the task? 501 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:15,425 Feeling like my old self again. Thanks for your concern. 502 00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:17,344 Of course. That's why I'll be monitoring you 503 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,221 on the mission to make sure your performance isn't compromised. 504 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:22,766 I appreciate that, but it's really not necessary. 505 00:27:22,849 --> 00:27:23,975 I feel fine. 506 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:28,355 It's my pleasure. Good luck out there, Captain. 507 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,619 Get it, Gary. Idiot. 508 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,079 Hey, you guys wanna have some fun? 509 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:47,374 Twenty bucks says Captain takes a target out with that thigh-strangle move. 510 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:49,376 Oh, I love that move. 511 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,294 My bet is on bo staff. 512 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,546 Bo staff? Boring. 513 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,965 Throwing stars, make it 40. 514 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,092 [gurgles] 515 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,345 I doubt the Captain's going to eat her, Gary. 516 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:02,389 But I'll take your stupid alien money. 517 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,682 Hey, Zari, you want in on this action? 518 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,768 Hey, do me a favor and cool it on comms. 519 00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:09,813 I just picked up a signal. Might be the KGB listening in for chatter. 520 00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:11,564 We don't want to give her away. 521 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:12,941 [Nate groans] 522 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:16,027 -Hate watching people die with no sound. -[comms turning off] 523 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,695 What are we, in the Dark Ages? 524 00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:27,163 They're watching you on CCTV, but we've got the comms to ourselves. 525 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:28,498 What about our other project? 526 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,792 Not being able to use Gideon to decipher all this data 527 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,293 is really slowing me down. 528 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,379 I can stall as long as I can, 529 00:28:34,462 --> 00:28:36,589 but the hand-off's gonna happen any minute. 530 00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:43,847 You're a long way from Ukraine, Dr. Petrov. 531 00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:46,766 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 532 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:51,312 Keep pretending to read your newspaper. Go on. 533 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:54,107 Good. 534 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:56,067 Who are you? 535 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,070 A woman in need of answers and fast. 536 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,865 Once this hits your bloodstream, you'll have 30 seconds 537 00:29:01,948 --> 00:29:03,199 before your heart stops. 538 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,952 Poison? Boo! 539 00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:07,912 So quick and painless. Ugh! 540 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,372 What a bunch of bull! 541 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,499 It's what the smart money said. 542 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,625 [gurgles] 543 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:14,961 Gary's right. The Russian lady ain't dead yet. 544 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,548 Why are they talking? 545 00:29:18,631 --> 00:29:20,759 Please, you have the wrong person. 546 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:23,511 Is there another Irina Petrov, former Soviet scientist 547 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,222 who's about to change the course of nuclear history? 548 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:29,350 Whatever you've heard, it is true. 549 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,480 Hold on. I think I have something. 550 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,109 Oh, my God! 551 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,238 It's not what you think. 552 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,408 Please, my contact. He'll be here any minute now. 553 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:46,784 He'll explain everything. 554 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,870 We're running out of time. 555 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:51,164 [sighs] 556 00:29:51,289 --> 00:29:53,666 [Zari] Captain, don't do it. 557 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:57,962 We're not being brainwashed, our brains… 558 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:00,465 they are these CPUs. 559 00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,051 I think… 560 00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,679 we're the androids. 561 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,145 What is she waiting for? 562 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:15,855 Her heart rate's elevated. 563 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,025 You were programmed to be ruthless and efficient 564 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:22,195 to prioritize the timeline above all human life. 565 00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,533 Tell me exactly what those files are for. 566 00:30:26,616 --> 00:30:29,619 A process that accelerates the decay of radioactive waste. 567 00:30:29,702 --> 00:30:33,039 What used to take thousands of years would now take mere weeks. 568 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:36,834 The horrors that befell my people would never happen again. 569 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,921 What kind of a person wouldn't want such change? 570 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:42,632 You're right. 571 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:45,802 Screw history. 572 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:49,138 All right, I'm gonna get you out of here. But we're being watched. 573 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,098 Don't look. 574 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:52,183 Just punch me in the face and run. 575 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,435 -What? -If I plan this right, 576 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:57,063 there's a dead zone on the other side of the park. 577 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:58,731 Why do we need a dead zone? 578 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,149 So I can fake-kill you. 579 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,027 Dr. Petrov. 580 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,696 You have the wrong person. 581 00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:10,076 Damn! 582 00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:12,870 -No bo staff. -Told you it was boring. 583 00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:14,956 Come on. 584 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:18,209 Oh! Sucker punch. 585 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,128 You're going to regret that, lady. 586 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,884 -[exclaims] -Yeah! Throwing star! 587 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,677 She missed. 588 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,345 She never misses. 589 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:36,978 [Agent Sharpe] What happened? We lost them. 590 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:37,937 [in alien language] 591 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,736 People are after you for these plans. 592 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:46,279 And they belong in the right hands. 593 00:31:46,362 --> 00:31:49,949 But for now, you need to give them to me until they're safe to share. 594 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,451 Why should I trust you? 595 00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,828 Because those same people sent me to kill you. 596 00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:56,247 And if you haven't noticed, you're still alive. 597 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,713 -Now, lay low until I contact you. -When? 598 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:07,300 Three days, three years, I don't know. But I will find you. 599 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,685 [Gideon] Well done, Captain. The timeline is back on track. 600 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:23,566 That Dr. Petrov gave me a hell of a run, but I got her. 601 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,027 I trust there were no issues with your shoulder. 602 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,862 None. I feel 100%. 603 00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,072 [Agent Sharpe] Good. 604 00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:30,448 [in alien language] 605 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:34,202 Sorry, Gare. I shoved the body in a dumpster. 606 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,955 -[grunts dejectedly] -Care to settle a bet, Captain? 607 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,748 How'd you take the target out? 608 00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:43,127 Thigh strangle. What else? 609 00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:45,505 [laughs] Pay up, loser. Pay up, loser. 610 00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:47,548 Pay up, loser. Pay up, purple loser. 611 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,015 I couldn't do it. I let Irina go. 612 00:32:56,432 --> 00:33:00,395 Good. Because I have something to show you that's gonna blow your mind/CPU. 613 00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,941 Turns out Gideon didn't need an upgrade. 614 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,568 She has a secret firewall installed to hide this. 615 00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:11,322 A historical record of the real Sara Lance. 616 00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:12,949 What the… 617 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:17,370 [Zari] And the rest of the Legends, the people we're modeled after. 618 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:23,584 It's everything Dr. Sharpe needed to tweak us into versions she could control. 619 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,713 To protect history without asking any questions. 620 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:29,006 That's why she wanted to give you an upgrade, 621 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,342 to make you a better captain. 622 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:33,845 Same way she made me a better hacker. 623 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:37,098 But these files, they weren't enough to make us think we're alive, 624 00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,891 so she gave us personalities. 625 00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:41,561 -Well, most of us. -Yeah, exactly. 626 00:33:42,145 --> 00:33:43,771 Wait, what's this? 627 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,441 Is that the Waverider? 628 00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:48,276 And Dr. Sharpe? 629 00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:50,403 That means… 630 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,114 she's an android, too. 631 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,451 Then who programmed her? 632 00:33:57,910 --> 00:33:59,954 Welcome to your new home, Gideon. 633 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:03,416 So much more space to roam than that tiny hard drive you were in. 634 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,960 Take a couple laps around, stretch your legs. 635 00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:08,212 You have vantage points all over the ship. 636 00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:14,218 The only one who could have made the android Legends 637 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:17,805 was the person or thing that was tracking their every move, 638 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,348 every thought, every emotion. 639 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:21,809 Gideon. 640 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:25,980 That's why she only shows us the parts of history she wants us to see. 641 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,524 She's the one who's controlling us. 642 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:29,901 We have to shut her down. 643 00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,028 Shutting her down is easy. 644 00:34:32,111 --> 00:34:36,199 Convincing a bunch of psycho killer robots not to act like psycho killer robots… 645 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:37,909 I'll talk to them. 646 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,795 Is this our next mission, Captain? 647 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:51,255 -Take out Dr. Sharpe? -No, this isn't a mission. 648 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,841 Oh, I get it. It's another training exercise. 649 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:55,885 No, it's not a test, all right? 650 00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:59,972 It's time for us to learn the truth about what we are. Go on, Doc, tell them. 651 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:01,474 Is this really necessary? 652 00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:03,684 Tell them what we are or I will slit your throat 653 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,229 and there will be no one here to stitch you up. 654 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:12,360 You are… [grunts softly] 655 00:35:13,569 --> 00:35:16,948 We are the real robot Legends. 656 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,747 [laughing] Good one. 657 00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,499 No, this isn't a joke. 658 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:29,752 We are the androids, not the Legends that we've been chasing. 659 00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:32,004 We were modeled after them by Gideon. 660 00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:34,799 She programmed us to hunt them down and to correct history. 661 00:35:34,882 --> 00:35:37,510 Look, if you don't believe me, then go check the infirmary. 662 00:35:37,593 --> 00:35:40,263 That won't be necessary. Sara's telling the truth. 663 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:45,977 If we're all droids then, deep down inside we're all made of steel. 664 00:35:46,727 --> 00:35:47,979 Programmed how? 665 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,606 Using these. 666 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,276 Tell them how it works. 667 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:56,445 Each of us has a core processing unit inserted into our heads. 668 00:35:56,529 --> 00:36:00,074 When you get injured, I fix what I can and make any necessary upgrades. 669 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,911 If you're injured beyond repair, I take your CPU and put it into a new body. 670 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:04,912 Simple as that. 671 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,206 And we walk out of the infirmary good as new. 672 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:10,668 But she manipulated our behavior to better follow Gideon's orders. 673 00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:13,254 If it weren't for me, Zari and Astra would be gone. 674 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:14,755 Don't you see? We can't die. 675 00:36:15,214 --> 00:36:16,632 You had me up to "droids." 676 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,426 So Gideon's calling the shots? 677 00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:19,760 Not anymore. 678 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:22,513 From now on, we're going to make our own choices. 679 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,057 No more being manipulated or lied to. 680 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,436 Or killing innocent people in the name of some timeline. 681 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:32,190 You know why the real Legends made all those changes to history? 682 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:35,860 Because they were following their hearts, not their CPUs. 683 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,208 [Gideon] What are you doing, Miss Tarazi? 684 00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,251 Sorry, Gideon, I'm shutting you down. 685 00:36:52,919 --> 00:36:54,128 I would not advise that. 686 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,339 Yeah, well, we're through listening to you. 687 00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:59,342 -Surely we can come to an agreement. -An agreement? 688 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:01,677 You've been manipulating us this entire time. 689 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,680 How are we supposed to safeguard history with blinders on? 690 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,516 Wait, please. 691 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,517 Goodbye, Gidget. 692 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,187 [Gideon] The complexities of correcting the timeline 693 00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:13,272 were too much for the rest of the team. 694 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:16,150 But I can see now that you alone can process it. 695 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:17,944 What are you talking about? 696 00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,112 Your CPU, Miss Tarazi. 697 00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,823 Every iteration is more powerful, 698 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,910 and this doesn't have to be your last. 699 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,871 You're offering me a better brain? 700 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:36,671 So this whole vengeance thing was built-in this whole time? 701 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,214 We didn't even choose it. 702 00:37:38,547 --> 00:37:41,676 So Gideon made me a big, dumb lunk on purpose? 703 00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:44,804 Yeah. But you can be whoever you want to be now, Nate. 704 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,180 We all can. 705 00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:48,349 Our days of being controlled are over. 706 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,142 [Gideon] On the contrary, Captain. 707 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:53,020 My days of overseeing this ship are far from over. 708 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,146 [door opens] 709 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,317 Gideon here filled me in on exactly what will happen to the timeline 710 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:00,236 if we don't stop the Legends. 711 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,238 Well, she didn't tell me. 712 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,073 She uploaded it to me. 713 00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:06,492 You let her reprogram you. 714 00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:09,912 Our job is too important to leave to mere mortals. 715 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:14,709 Every time the Legends try to fix history, they screw it up even worse. 716 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,669 She does make a good point, Captain. 717 00:38:16,877 --> 00:38:19,463 Now that Gideon knows she can trust me, 718 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:21,424 I have all the information I need. 719 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:24,510 I can help all of you with your upgrades. 720 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,886 Can she make me a better shot? 721 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:27,680 She make me a better shot than B? 722 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,932 -Absolutely. -No, don't listen to her. 723 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,684 Look, we are the bad guys. 724 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,645 Or… we're the better guys. 725 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,480 -Yeah. -Yeah. 726 00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:39,483 Hey, can you upgrade Gary's stupid stinking breath? 727 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,485 Come on. I know you guys are better than this. 728 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,237 Don't you want to think for yourselves? 729 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:46,073 -[Nate groans] -[Gideon] Chernobyl was a test, Captain. 730 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,492 You've been making questionable choices as of late. 731 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,244 I needed to make sure you and your team 732 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,913 are up to the task to stop the other Legends no matter what. 733 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,666 Your teammates passed. You did not. 734 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:58,336 I've been making the right choices. 735 00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:02,256 [Gideon] I believe Miss Lance's leadership skills are too strong, Dr. Sharpe. 736 00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:05,343 Perhaps it's best to remove them completely this time. 737 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,803 -We're supposed to be a team. -[grunts] 738 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:09,972 Get her to the infirmary, stat. 739 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,476 Sleep tight, Captain. 740 00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:15,978 Well… 741 00:39:16,645 --> 00:39:19,023 Looks like I'm in charge of this dumpster fire. 742 00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:20,608 Who wants to kick some ass? 743 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:21,817 [gurgles in agreement] 744 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,819 [Gideon] Pardon the interruption, Captain Heywood. 745 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:27,365 But it seems that Dr. Petrov has escaped her fate for a second time. 746 00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,617 I know the perfect person for that mission. 747 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:40,586 I didn't think I'd hear from you again so soon. 748 00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,005 Is it safe now? 749 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:44,840 Have you brought the plans? 750 00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:50,388 -Is everything all right? -[blade slashing] 751 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:51,806 -[flesh squelching] -[groaning] 752 00:39:51,931 --> 00:39:53,516 [Spooner and Robo-Nate groan] 753 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,768 I've never seen that before. 754 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,020 What would you even call that move? 755 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,314 Well, would you look at that? 756 00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:02,650 I have my money on "miscellaneous." 757 00:40:03,025 --> 00:40:05,194 -So I win. -Oh, come on. 758 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,613 Nice job, Assassin Sara. 759 00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:16,872 [girl screaming] 760 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,875 [projector slide changing] 761 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,419 [both grunting] 762 00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:25,089 -Hey! Ow! -Get a new one, you shrimp. 763 00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:27,133 Who are you calling a shrimp? 764 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:28,467 John Cena! 765 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:31,762 That's not John Cena, you dork. That's Commander Steel. 766 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,931 Citizen Steel, and don't call him a dork. 767 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,724 Citizen Steel? Who's he? 768 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,685 What's with the patriotic outfit? 769 00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:39,812 What's wrong with my… Listen. 770 00:40:40,271 --> 00:40:42,356 I'm here to talk to you about bullying. 771 00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:43,774 You're right. 772 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,568 -My bad. -That's okay. Thanks. 773 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:46,986 Nice. 774 00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:50,156 Speaking of bullying, people must make fun of your arms a lot. 775 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,284 My arms? They're fantastic. They're enormous and vascular. 776 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,786 Yeah, but the rest of you is just normal-sized. 777 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,164 And John Cena's swole all over. 778 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,708 [mockingly] Oh, yeah? Is John Cena made of steel? 779 00:41:01,917 --> 00:41:02,835 [clanging] 780 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:04,545 -Hey! -Can I have a turn? 781 00:41:04,628 --> 00:41:05,713 Whoa. Hey! 782 00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:07,798 Back away! Back away, demon children. Back! 783 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,676 -[clanging continues] -[Nate] Hey! 784 00:41:10,759 --> 00:41:12,678 -Hey, what the… Ouch! -[boys chuckling]